14 5 / 2013
((So apparently today is Kyle’s birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CLASSY INTELLECTUAL SNAIL BOY YOU
Oh and also I just want to say 1) sorry for still being dead and 2) that there’s still at least 80 of you who follow an askblog on a talking suit-wearing snail. And that’s cool. You all deserve cake.
- Mod))
Happy birt’day, hon!
12 3 / 2013
You too, huh?
asthemooseflies said: Oops wow where did that Harriet Finevoice blog go…
jouleslynne said: She’s chilling with Tart…
I REGRET NOTHING
I been spendin’ some time hangin’ out wit’ mah friend Harriet here…I mean, da forest is cool an’ such, but sometimes I just gotta mix up some drinks an’ stay a while, ya know?
(Source: mooseeatsmousse)
10 2 / 2013
I haven’t drawn anything Escargoancitizen-related in a while (including askblog stuff) and Valentine’s Day is coming up so here’s a cheesy eyestalk heart????
Aw…hey, Escargo. <3
26 1 / 2013
Some artist in a nutshell . I seriously hate you guys.
The blender killed me
Oops, sorry.
But dat’s not me, I swear; dat’s my cousin, da mixer…’e’s a little crazy sometimes, bettah watch out fer ‘im.
22 1 / 2013
*wakes up*
WHOA
*turns toward Escargoancitizen*
I just had da most awful dream…I dreamed dat dat weird chick Flames, only she was called Flalms fer some reason, she threw you at some angel-dude an’ you died. Den she stepped on you by accident an’ you died again! An’ den dis chick Joules threw me at God, an’ it was weird, but I was still so sad ‘cause you died!!
I’m glad yer okay, though.
*cuddles…somehow*
17 1 / 2013
I tried to explain to a real-life friend today how my fandom came to ship a snail and a blender. I collapsed into giggles sometime around the Silent Hill RP.
…Dat sucked. I mean, I wasn’ even fightin’ or nothin’, but dat sucked.
Got to meet Escargo, though. So dat was somet’in’. :)
15 1 / 2013
12 1 / 2013
Anonymous asked: Ooh, you know Gentle Joe the Lawnmower?
Yeah, he an’ I met at a ‘ppliance convention a while ago. Jest got back in contact wit’ him; he’s a good friend o’ mine.
Didn’ know ‘e could fly, though. Dat’s impressive.
Den again, I can float to move around wit’out much explanation there, and my boyfriend’s a snail, so I prob’ly shouldn’ be questionin’ things.
12 1 / 2013
stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
Look guys, it’s Gentle Joe following his dreams!!
Wooo! Go get ‘em, Joe!
(via thesirenofhats)
